Another Alias of Mine

Weed and sports are two major components of my life. Everyone has weed names, the main one of mine being Strawberry KushCake. But not everyone has a sports weed name. My mans SRG inspired me with his Charles Smokely alias, so it's only right that I have one. Last night I decided to be Candace Sparker, of the L.A. Sparks. Simple, but very effective.

For the people who don't know much about sports, just know that Candace Parker is one of the most vicious WNBA players. Whoever said females can't dunk, she made them look stupid... multiple times.

More of these names to come. ;p