25 January 2010

Thinkin Like a Nigga...

We all know about a woman's intuition... but what do you call it when a female also has the mental capacity to think as a male would?
The big man Steve Harvey said it best in his book title "Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man." I am one female who has been blessed with the ability to think like a man, but still carry myself and think like a woman would. I feel that women who have this mental capacity will always be at least 2 steps ahead of the game. Women are scientifically proven to be smarter creatures, but men have an unwritten rule book that many women don't have access to. There is a gene encoded in every male that automatically programs the book when they are born. It takes a certain breed of woman to disect "The Male Code."
The way I see it, you can't beat someone at their own game unless you know how to play. Females are sometimes so wrapped up in being bitches, for lack of better words, that they have difficulty dealing with men. What you ladies fail to realize is that males are the least complicated of creatures! They aren't difficult to please, or understand, but you MUST put yourself on their level to understand them.

Tips on getting relatable with males:
  • chill with your male friends (sporting events, strip club outtings, etc)
  • don't be clingy! give them their space, but let them know you're there
  • stay hip to the latest music, no matter the genre
  • be able to hold a conversation about a neutral topic
  • keep an open mind
  • remember you are a lady! share a woman's perspective, but don't be overbearing
  • most importantly, be all EARS, but no mouth. [in the words of Domo]

These tips won't guarantee that you will end up one of the honorary fellas. Some females just aren't meant to understand guys because they won't allow themselves to relate. But for those of us who can relate, we got it good. We know that "Niggas ain't shit" doesn't apply to all males, and many of them can be pleased with simply sports, sex, and good conversation. No one wants to be nagged or caught up in childish rumors, but males especially.

Ladies, just try to understand. Carry yourself as a woman, but think like a man.

5 comments:

  1. One of my favorite pieces on this: "most importantly, be all EARS, but no mouth"

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