"I feel bad for toilets somedays."
Could you imagine being a toilet? That has got to be the shittiest job ever *corny drum roll*. But it's also got to have its entertaining perks.
I could picture it now:
a toddler runs into the bathroom doing the pee-pee dance
"Ah man, here comes the sprinkler."
an old man brings in a magazine and matches
a college student stumbles in at 2:30 am
"Face down, ass up!"
a couple slips in the door half-dressed
"I never saw this part of Pussy Town before!"
I feel like toilets see it all... if only inanimate objects had the ability to write. Next time you go into the bathroom, think "what would be toilet say in its book about me?"